Quotes

These are some cute quotes I found that I thought I would share. Some are funny, and some reflect the use of irony in the show. OK, enjoy!

Tempus: Now that you're here, I have just one thing to ask you.  Why tights? Why a cape?  You're a grown man! Don't you feel ridiculous?
Superman:  My mother made them for me.

H.G. Wells: We are all blinded by love, Ms. Lane.

Clark:  Superman is what I can do, Clark is who I am.

Tempus: The Amish are not your friends, they are anti- John Doe. Boycott their quilts  They are overpriced and the workmanship is shoddy. Oh yes, and John Doe is a darn nice guy!

Lois: Jimmy, give me back my dress!
Clark: Now there's something you don't hear around the newsroom every day!

Lois: I know that you think I'm not thinking about it, but just because I'm not talking about it doesn't mean I'm not thinking about it!

Tempus: (Lois and Clark are happy to see each other) Oh please, I'll go to jail, I'll strap myself into the electric chair, just don't make me listen to this!

Lois: You're right, Perry.  No matter what happens, I'll never lose Clark.

Lois: Benjamin Franklin is alive and living in my electric blender!

Clark (as Ricky Ricardo): Lois!   I think you got some 'splainin to do!

Dr. Klein: Call me Klein, Bernard Klein.  You know, like James Bond?  Bond, James Bond.

Tempus: Just hearing the name 'John Doe' gives you a warm and fuzzy feeling.

Lois: There you go using that word again. There is you, there is I, but there is no we.
Clark: Not yet
Lois: Not ever
Clark: We'll see
Lois: How long can you hold your breath?
Clark: A *very* long time.

Little Girl:  I like your costume.
Superman:  Thank you, my mother made it for me.

Clark:  Uh, Lois, I want to ask you something.
Lois:  Ooh, I'm not going to like it, am I?
Clark:  What makes you say that?
Lois: you've got that tone in your voice.  You know, when people are uncomfortable, like when they want to borrow your car, or money your clothes?
Clark:  Uh, ok, you got me, I wanna borrow your clothes.
Lois:  I bet you'd look real cute in black chiffon.
Clark:What I wanna say is I...
Lois:  I know what you want, Clark.
Clark: You do?
Lois:  I know you a lot better than you think.  How much do you need?
Clark:  What? No, I don't want money, Lois.
Lois:  Clark, you don't have to be embarassed.  That's what friends are for.  Just tell me how much.
Clark:  Lois, I want you to go out with me.
Lois:  What?  You're asking me out?
Clark: Yeah, you know like on a date.
Lois:  A date?  You mean like a read date?  Where I take out my good perfume, the one that I got after I saw "Love Affair," the good one, not the remake, and I put a dab behind my knee I don't even know why?

Clark:  I did get things out in the open, starting with "will you marry me?".
Lois:  No, I got things out in the open starting with :you are Superman."
Clark:  A little louder, I don't think they heard you in Gotham City.
Lois: Speaking of which, when were you planning on telling me?  The honeymoon?  Our first anniversary?  When the kids started flying around the house?

Cat Grant: Poor Lois, all work and no personality.

Lois to Clark: Superman is in the shower?  Did you see him? I mean, does the outfit come off?

Clark to himself: Glasses. secret identity, seemed like a good idea at the time.

Lois to herself: Stay calm, stay calm.  Okay, I'm high up, I'm blindfolded. My hands are tied. The ledge is falling apart. Okay, panic!

Lois: Don't fall for me, farmboy- I don't have time for it.

Lois: So, explain something to me.   You eat like an eight year old, yet you look like Mr. Hotbody.  What's your secret and can I have it?

Wedding Vows:

Clark: Lois, I have loved you from the moment I saw you. I love your humor, your passion, and the way you just dive right in, even when you shouldn't. Because you refuse to just watch the world. You demand that it be a better place, and because of you, it is. And today I want to give you as much of the world as I can. And so I give you my heart, my soul, and our future.

Lois: Clark, you're my best friend. Until I met you, I never had a best friend. And falling in love with you has been so easy, I don't know why I fought it so long. You have such gentle grace and such quiet strength. And mostly, such incredible kindness. I've never known anyone with as pure a heart. And so, today, I give you my love, and my honor, and our life...together!